Sunday, December 1, 2013

I fucking hate Vegans, and I don't mean aliens from Vega

Of all the types of people in this world, and there are a lot, I particularly despise three groups: conservatives, theists, and vegans. They all fit under the category of "stupid people", but today, I'm going to focus on the last group. I fucking hate vegans, and here's what brought this on today:

I'm cruising the intarwebz as I usually do, when I see someone has liked a video of chicks going through processing in a hatchery, with big bold words loudly proclaiming "EGGS ARE NOT HUMAN FOOD! BUYING EGGS MEANS YOU THROW BABY ROOSTERS INTO GRINDERS!" etc. etc.

I comment on it, saying how posting misinformation like this only does one thing: make you look like a pretentious and arrogant asshole, which is the perception of vegans by about 95% of the population. Just because you don't understand how food processing to feed our exploding population works, doesn't mean it's immoral or wrong because it involves meat. By your "logic", NOTHING is human food since it means something has to die to feed us. Until you can figure out a way for us to survive on nothing but light or air, shut the fuck up.

Then, I see my post immediately removed, and this:



I'm pretty sure your "learning zone" is more like a fascist "agree with me or be silenced" zone. Goebbels has nothing on you, honey.

I'm fine with people having opinions. I'm fine with people choosing to be vegetarians, although I think it's silly and pointless, as there's no way to avoid killing things in order to survive. It's impossible. What I have a problem with, are the people who flat out refuse to let anyone voice their opposition, for fear of being proven wrong, or being made to look like an idiot.

Just because someone doesn't agree with you, doesn't mean they don't have a conscience or intelligence, it means that they have accepted that physical reality is not something you can just decide to ignore or alter because you think thousands of years of human evolution is wrong. We're animals, we eat plants AND meat, that's the definition of an omnivore. If we were supposed to eat nothing but plants, things would have turned out very differently.

I especially hate the condescending, superior attitude that is almost required of anyone who is vegan. I seriously want to slap the shit out of this stupid cunt for her casual dismissal and her holier-than-thou attitude. Seriously, fuck you, bitch. Having a fucking steak is not animal abuse, it's called normal human biology. You're the people who are unnatural, doing something the human body wasn't designed to do. It's no wonder a lot of vegans have to take supplements to not be all sickly and weak, it's because they don't get the nutrition that meat/chicken/eggs/fish provides. Maybe in the future when we're able to synthesize everything from a stock of base elements like replicators from Star Trek, then we won't have to worry about hurting the poor widdle animals, but until then, welcome to fucking reality.

I feel like I have to speak to that retarded leap in "logic" too. If you're a vegan because you find it morally objectionable to kill things to be your food... you do realize plants are alive, right? It's ok to eat them though, because they don't have cute widdle faces, right? You've somehow come to peace with the fact that you're eating all of your precious animal's food, right? Seriously, get a fucking grip and grow a goddamn brain.

Being vegan has nothing to do with "saving the animals" or being healthier, it's all just a way for these punks to feel morally superior to everyone else for doing what humans evolved to do. Maybe in the future we'll evolve past needing to eat meat, but until then, I'm going to go eat a gigantic fucking hamburger, bloody and greasy and juicy. That doesn't make me ignorant or immoral, it makes me fucking hungry.

Oh, this is the response a few minutes later. Apparently I'm a pervert and a creep now because the dumb blonde cunt doesn't know her page is public.


Seriously, all vegans can choke on a fucking dick. All of them.

That will be all.

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